frut

When your gut is so big, and the crotch of your jeans is so tight, that it looks like a butt in the front.

I think those jeans are cutting off circulation to her frut.

by j-love July 6, 2004

To Frut someone means to stress them or to unnerve them
can also be used for something that annoys you.

My hair is so frizzy its frutting me.

god she fruts the shit outa me.

Stop frutting me

by Kat555 August 21, 2007

The carpet version of flotsam. Bits and pieces of unidentifiable stuff that randomly turn up on your carpet three seconds after you've hoovered.

Damn there's frut all over this place

or

pick that frut up

by Claire G January 21, 2007

Frut

A fictional fruit created for tortoises to eat. Was beanos’s half cousin.

by Blk_Widow13 August 21, 2019