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FreeBSD is a stable, well designed, fast POSIX operating system. It has a well organised group of experienced core developers. As a result it is far more reliable than Linux, whose architecture is vastly inferior.
Linux sucks; use FreeBSD instead :-)
FreeBSD by markcollinsx November 12, 2003
Fuckin better than Linux, doesnt complain about deps so much, and actually has support for xmbmon.
FreeBSD is so much fuckin better than Linux, you jackass!
FreeBSD by Joe July 26, 2003
A big sadomasicistic dominatrix that does not charge for her services.
It's time to go to the freeBSD.
FreeBSD by Mary August 3, 2003

FreeBSD Zealot 

(1)Someone who openly advocates group sex and/or bestiality or pornography focused on these subjects. (2) Someone with a large collection of pornographic material or extensive online presense of group sex and bestiality, especially someone who shares this with friends and coworkers.
I'm probably a "FreeBSD Zealot". If you give me a hit of X, I could f--k a goat.
FreeBSD Zealot by heloisesuncle September 12, 2009

Freebudder

To come around and smoke everyone's weed, and never have there own!!!
Did you see dakota, he is such a freebudder he never has his own weed.
Freebudder by Lilbuck February 11, 2015

Dibs on freebs 

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.
I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”
Dibs on freebs by Capnhikari December 29, 2019