flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

by Dezman January 10, 2020

Flurp

1: A word used in place of another word that you can't quite think of

2: an alternate word for cursing

Person 1: where did my flurp go?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: my phone, where did it go?

Person 1: what the fuck is this?
Person 2: watch your flurping mouth
Person 1: oh flurp, my bad

by YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH March 6, 2019

flurp

“fluorine” but you are high

hey i might need some flurp for my teeth. i’ve been high on c17h21no4.

by tobjac September 22, 2022

flurp

When a woman farts, and it bubbles up the front of her vagina.

Kayla giggled as her fart became a flurp.

by dudubudr May 19, 2016

flurp

Flurp is an expression of exasperation. It's more or less a universal swear word. It was originally used in an episode of "Bewitched" by a hippie warlock with the phrase, "flurpity flurp, man!"

I don't give a flurp!
Hey, that's one flurping nice monitor you have.
How in the flurp do I use this flurping thing?

by dufachi May 12, 2004

Flurp

n: The sound made when releasing semen after anal sex.

v: The act of releasing semen from the ass after anal sex.

"Let me get up; I have to flurp your load out!"

by mrsmithgoes April 5, 2016

Flurping

When you fart and burp at the same time.

Dude, i just flurped so hard i need to check my pants and i threw up. flurping kind of hurts. that's so college brah.

by Skeet Thinking December 29, 2011