flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

by anotheralice May 29, 2018

Flaccid

When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.

Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.

by thoroughlybred July 12, 2019

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

flaccid

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

by Tanisha April 14, 2004

flaccidation

The act of losing your erection, most likely do to a horrific event.

Dude, I fucked your mom last night and your dad walked in and asked to join...I had instant flaccidation

by Slayerfanatic81 January 22, 2016

Flaccidizer

A synonym for boner killer. Use when an event has happened to make you not have a boner anymore.

Jessica's dating Terry? That's a real flaccidizer.

Delaying the release of Starcraft 2 again? Flaccidizer!

by phanntom March 18, 2010