Fappy Fettuccine is the process of having fettuccine and using it jerk off your dick and then feed it to your partner
by EthanTheFapGod February 12, 2018
Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.
Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!
Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?
Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?
Waitress: Both!
Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.
Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?
Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?
Waitress: Both!
Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.
by Merriam W. November 1, 2018
Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.
Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters
by mstrb8r October 13, 2020
As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
The Olive Garden was closed last nite, so me and Enrique made some fettuccine alfredo of our own.
For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.
My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.
My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
by Kevjusray Jaborrteza August 20, 2007
The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.
Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."
by zeezer43 June 20, 2021
When you go to a grave yard when extremely hungry but have no money and dig up a grave and with a sledgehammer, slam the abdomen, and the contents that spew out the crouch region that look like Fettuccine Alfredo are feasted upon yourself and/or friends you brought along as a meal to satisfy your extreme hunger.
You: Bro I am so fucking hungry right now but I blew all my money on that blow.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
Friend: That’s alright, let’s just go to the graveyard and get some budge Fettuccine Alfredo
You: Good idea, it’s been a long time since I’ve had some budget Fettuccine Alfredo.
by TriggerFuel April 22, 2019
Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.
First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 15, 2014