Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.
"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"
by pj9000 July 23, 2009
fauxhawking is when a guy ejaculates into a womans hair (or only bangs if hair is to long), and styles it into a stylish fauxhawk.
"hey, you'll never guess what, yesterday James and i were having sex and ha wanted to cum into my hair, so i said "sure", then took his hands and styled it into the sexiest fauxhawk!!"
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
"OMG!! i love getting fauxhawked!"
---- fauxhawking
by sexyblond October 9, 2009
the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and metros alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a mohawkwithout the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...
"OMGZ!!!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt!!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say
by Ümbra September 7, 2004
Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk
Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.
Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?
Jake: Thanks, hotstuff.
Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?
by cupoficecream July 18, 2009
Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk! Haha"
Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"
Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"
by Termin Ate Her April 10, 2009
simply: A fake mohawk. The hair is combed up to a point. A fauxhawk makes you look gay, BAD metro, and coneheaded. If you had any balls you'd shave the sides.
I have a fauxhawk cause my mom picks out my clothes. I have a fauxhawk cause the men like it. I have a fauxhawk cause Im too lame to shave the sides. My head comes to a point because I have a fauxhawk. I have a fauxhawk cause Im from brasher
by emazing and locky May 22, 2005
Fauxhawk a bad haircut only for Beckham-a-likes.
by JoshyBoy September 13, 2005