Fat Albert

The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.

I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

Fat albert

A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.

Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"

by WoRd! June 12, 2005

fat albert

A Jay and Silent Bob creation, owing mostly to the genius of Kevin Smith. The Fat Albert dance routine was a cut scene from the feature film Dogma, and had a small but entertained cult following.

Let's watch Jay and Silent Bob do the Fat Albert again!

by Katy December 26, 2003

Dirty Fat Albert

A black man with a overwhelmingly large cock "he will also beat you ass with his fat albert"

"I will also beat you ass with my Dirty Fat Albert"

by gaurd565 February 15, 2015

Fat Albert sex

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016