Fasian

A FAKE asian....

an asian that lacks math, computer, and flying skills

opposite : fasian

"hey, justine's hot."
"no, she's a fasian, she can't fly, do math, or do computer stuff"
"oh man, i see... nevermind"

by Jim Tramo October 2, 2005

Fasian

A wannabe asian. Not cool at all and annoying as hell.

M: God she is SUCH an Asian!
S: NOt really-she's just a fasian!
M: But her name's Jung!
S: Doubt it!

by Tomato24/7 May 12, 2010

Fasian

Fake asian.

Look at that damn Fasian trying to DDR.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Fasian

Fucking Asian. A typical Asian constantly at the library, drives an extremely nice car, insane amounts of technology, pocket translator and is completely oblivious to cars when crossing the street.

Yesterday some Fasian brought his own lamp to the library.

by Chung Lee September 24, 2007

Fasian

A fit or extremely hot male of Asian origin (a very rare specimen)

Harriet: OH MA GAWD that Zayn is such a Fasian!
Jen: That Kieran Leahy ain't bad either..... Top quality Fasian right there

by iluvmommy April 25, 2011

Fasian

A fat Asian. Also known as a "lucky rabbit's foot" due to their nature of bringing good karma upon all around the person.

Yo, that Fasian got me an A on my computer test.

by T-rex Throdes March 25, 2008

Fasian

noun: one who is a particularly fat, or chubby asian. Usually happier than most, a cheery, overweight person of asian descent. Fasians can be your best friend, or your worst nightmare. Don't mess with a fasian.

Bob: hahaha he is so chubby!
Joe: Shut up, bro... He's a fasian.
Bob: oh, that explains it.
Joe: Don't mess.

by boomchickawowshowmewhatyougot August 22, 2010