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Efficient Laziness 

Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.

Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.

My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.

I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
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Efficient Dong 

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage
I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.
Efficient Dong by Rock T June 19, 2025

Efficient Extraction Methods

Techniques designed to maximize the yield of desired resources (water, metals, volatiles) from raw materials (ore, regolith, atmosphere) while minimizing energy input, waste, and environmental footprint. In space, efficiency is survival—every joule of energy and kilogram of mass is precious. Methods include in-situ resource utilization (ISRU) like using solar ovens to bake oxygen out of lunar soil, electrochemical processing of asteroid ore, or passive wind-traps to collect atmospheric moisture on Mars.
Efficient Extraction Methods Example: The MOXIE experiment on the Mars Perseverance rover, which uses electrolysis to efficiently extract breathable oxygen from the carbon dioxide-rich Martian atmosphere, is a prototype Efficient Extraction Method. On the Moon, using concentrated sunlight to thermally reduce ilmenite ore for iron and oxygen is another, as it uses abundant solar energy instead of imported chemicals.

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

energy efficient 

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.
That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.
energy efficient by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

cost efficient 

Person who gets drunk so fast that they have to spend less on alcohol than everyone else..
Man 1:Dude, I just drank a 1/4 of this loko and im already gone.

Man 2:Dam bro, your cost efficient.
cost efficient by macramento916 September 10, 2011

self efficient 

A phrase used by an employee who dictates to their boss what will happen.
Boss: It's easy making decisions as a boss when your employees self manage...and by self manage I mean do what they want.
Employee: I know, I'm self efficient!
self efficient by Ichigokiwi October 18, 2015