Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

by Billx-1 December 3, 2021

Edison

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

by BrownAllstar July 17, 2006

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018

Edison

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

by YolandaSmartie April 16, 2009

Edison

A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.

"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"

by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009

Edison

In BDSM, someone who is into adminstering electricity in pusuit of sexual pleasure.

Jeeeeez, look at thse Edison Brothers taking a violet wand to that poor hogtied woman.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

Edison

Retarded Asian with small eye and a bowl head.

He is a edison

by AlexUssr April 19, 2018