Ear Rape

When someone plays the band nickelback

Dude, turn that off! Nickelback just totally ear raped me!

by Audreeyyyyyyyyyyy July 28, 2011

Ear Rape

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006

Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.

A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME

by FoxyTheFab November 08, 2016

Ear Rape

To be unintentionally involved in a one way conversation without being able to interject words and/or emotion.

The person being "ear raped" will have an overwhelming feeling of anxiety and time loss when able to escape the "ear rapist".

My brain is still tired from being ear raped for over an hour by Caidy last night.

by UrbanTingle January 27, 2017

Ear Rape

When you rape someone's ear, usually with a penis.

Man that guy totally stuck his cock in my ear, can you even report ear rape?

by whaahhahaha December 14, 2009

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

Ear Rape

Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.

Dank Meme compilations have a bunch of ear rape. Turn your volume down.

by BATMN every day December 12, 2018