esd

Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.

Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity

by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

by Taylorrina January 17, 2009

Esd

verb: the action of stealing a lacrosse player from a small public school

person 1: that girl is really good at lacrosse

person 2: let’s esd her

by horse girl from the meadow February 22, 2020

ESD

The Elite Southern Daycare. It’s just the co-Ed version of St. Marks where stupid children go to learn nothing and live off their daddies money. They also have tiny penis.’

Kid 1: I’m gay
Kid 2: I know, you go to ESD

by 69420—— November 6, 2021