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having characteristics or traits similar to jacob. in other words. acting like a total and complete douche bag.
douchey by anti-douchey August 7, 2009
Used to describe dogs not of black and white color.
The brown Labrador has douchey style.
douchey by johnste May 24, 2008
Douchey = an obnoxious broad - a douche-bag ! Douche-bags tend to be very douchey. Many doucheys are very ugly - I bet many of them are closet Lesbians who hate men. Most of these broads have very few manners, yet alone any class.

Most of these broads are tough - they dont take alot of shit from anyone, yet they can unload alot of shit on anyone they so choose.

An accurate description of a douchey - a douche bag broad with balls !
One of my former managers was a real douchey - an arogant, obnoxious & pushy douche-bag boss.
douchey by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
A name given to a girl (usually) who does not think for herself and has the need to copy everything everyone else does. Totally does not have her own life. Lies like a maple.
She is so douchey, she should get her own life. Why does she keep following me around?
douchey by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009
"douchey" : the descriptor for the behavior when someone is acting like a douche or is exhibiting douche-like behavior. Such behavior includes, but is not limited to, coming over and not saying hi, or bye, or anything!
It's pretty frickin' douchey when he comes by and doesn't bother to say hi!
douchey by lnfarmer April 26, 2025

Douchey Choo Choo 

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011