Dorte

The biggest bitch that has ever walked this earth.
She will scream at you for no particular reason.

by GrandmaLlama April 6, 2016

dorts

man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers

by zelda butterface April 24, 2009

Guy 1: Oh look! She's tall!
Guy 2: Oh that's just Dorte

by DanishPotato November 23, 2014

to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

by Paul rocks SJU November 3, 2004

The act of nasally inhaling a man or transgendereds penis, it is not a blow job, it is dick snorting!

"Dude this chick was dorting me so hard last night, I bet she will smell that cum for weeks!"

by killedmeh January 23, 2015

I feel like someone dorted me...

Sure looks like you got dorted.

I'm going to dorte you.

by AirRival April 15, 2008

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020