Dictionary 

You're an asshole.

-Demitri Martin

I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.

Dictionary by G-rett May 2, 2008

Dictionary 

The rude version of pictionary

Lets play Dictionary

Dictionary by OJ Da Hayward June 23, 2009

Dictionary 

The crap that you need to use at school because the teacher is too much of a lazy ass to tell you the meaning of a word

Boy: What's the meaning of that word?
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you

Dictionary by TruantKittyBangbang June 12, 2010

Dictionary 

Youre an asshole.

Youre reading a dictionary, smartass.

Dictionary by Cartmaniac June 3, 2009

Dictionary 

Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.

Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?

Dictionary by Macguire December 11, 2006

dictionary 

A book without the word gullible in it...

Gullible Person 1: Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Gullible Person 2: Really? (Checks dictionary)
Gullible Person 2: Wow! It really isn't in the dictionary!
Gullible Person 1: Oh my God! Give me a look!

dictionary by NickDX December 2, 2007

Dictionary 

A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.

Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.

Dictionary by FrustratedChicken January 5, 2009