stick-a-dickable 

A really hot woman that you would like to have sex with.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see the new temp they hired down in accounting?"
Guy 2: "No, is she hot?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, she's very stick-a-dickable!"

stick-a-dickable by johnnymack April 7, 2017

Dickaplegic 

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

dinkable 

adj. sex worthy, sexy, hot, inspiring desire

The lead singer of Maroon Five is totally dinkable.

dinkable by AwwYeah June 2, 2007

dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"

When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!

dickalley by oldickalley August 6, 2009

Dickalect 

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

Dickalect by operand September 28, 2010

dicktable 

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

dicktable by gggromit May 14, 2014

dickabetes 

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.

That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.

dickabetes by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016