dickable

Quick lunchtime hookups at the office between two or more homosexual men. Term taken from the fast lunch product Lunchables.

Mark and Tim shared a romantic dickable today at work.

dickable vineyard

derived from the terms "dickable" and "vineyard" as defined by urban dictionary

a slang term for a divinely fuck-able pair of breasts

"Man, Wendy sure has a hell of a dickable vineyard"

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see the new temp they hired down in accounting?"
Guy 2: "No, is she hot?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, she's very stick-a-dickable!"

by johnnymack April 8, 2017

Dickability is the innate ability to be a complete dick yet maintain some endearing quality that people love.

Dickabled - prone to being a total dick.

John is fully capable of being a total dick: you could say he’s “dickabled.”

by 1JMPMSTR June 26, 2018