Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

Gold Plated Diapers by Kutcher March 26, 2009

double diapers 

Just in case. Plan-B. A back up, in case the first is not enough. Contingent upon, given, if, in case , in the case that, in the event, on condition, subject to, supposing, in order to avoid, so that, to prevent

You should bring some extra cash, you know, double diapers." "Grab a flashlight. Double diapers if it gets dark." "I doubt the house paint will work. Double diapers, there is plenty of spray paint in the garage." "I can take the letter to the post-office double diapers the mailman comes too early.

double diapers by E Tone October 31, 2011

dirty diapers 

Something to say to a person on the phone who is not only rude, but refuses to help in any way. Usually said at the end of the conversation to convey a sense of taking power of the call back.

caller, "Hi, is Angie there?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Do you know when she may be available?"

asshole, "No....."

caller, "Alright, dirty diapers!"

dirty diapers by Ryan Fossum August 29, 2006

sunny side up while diapers down 

phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.

I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.

sunny side up while diapers down by Demander_650 May 13, 2008

Poopy Diapers  

When a man ejaculates into his own mouth and then cum swaps with a gay kid that is a freshman in high school

Did you see that kid named Bruce walk through the hall? Last night, he went poopy diapers on a kid named Zach. Damn that Nigga is gay!

Poopy Diapers by Poopy Diapers January 12, 2009

depends adult diapers 

1. a phrase used to say it all depends
2. Gay ass saying a teacher may say

it all depends adult diapers

depends adult diapers by student October 24, 2003

Face diapers and butt napkins! 

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

Face diapers and butt napkins! by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022