Decker is so majestic and charming, he always has a ten inch punisher, which only gets hard when talking to Meera and heba. This is all lowkey tho
Decker when can I come over
by Decker14 April 11, 2020
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The name of your 11th closest male friend. People usually falsely fall for his charm, however you know his true colors. He also has a very very attractive girlfriend, leading you to wonder how he pulled that one off.
"I'm gonna be hanging out with Decker tonight, I asked Ben, Romain, Shawn, Ken, Jonathan, Reed, Harry, Kai, Taylor, and Hugo but they were all busy, so I asked Decker, who was free."
by AliciaTenth December 1, 2014
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A redhead boy who had anger issues. This boy is teased because he walks home with a girl that people say is his girlfriend but they are wrong.
Don't be such a Decker.
by Sirsnowytoes March 7, 2017
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A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".
Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!
by dont be that kid January 20, 2009
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One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.
Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.
by RyanCanada August 14, 2006
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A persona that usually stems from a lack
of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or
cajones. The person is also usually a
brown noser, as they try to please
whomever they meet. In an effort to be
accepted by the entire world and will socially accomodate
anyone they meet in an attempt to be
popular and liked by everyone. More often
than not,
You Point out something sutch as good news and you get a responce known as a "decker" "no you did not" with a cocky high pitch laugh added.

-Center of attention
-Need to elimate anyone seeming cooler
by Tugjugger October 1, 2014
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