Network Decay

The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.

"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."

Network Decay by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012

Urban Decay

The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.

Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.

Urban Decay by rperazag May 10, 2010

weedioactive decay 

When a girl that is a solid 8 slowly becomes less attractive due to an excessive use of drugs. This process usually begins in middle school and starts with weed as the girl ages she becomes more open to harder drugs. Eventually after year of abuses many girls will begin: to have excessive tattoos, and piercings, acquire a bad taste for music and cloths, dye their hair unusual colors, develop unusual facial features, and become extremely skinny. The process of weedioactive decay is complete in 3 ways 1 your younger sister become hotter than you, 2 you resemble a crack addict 3, you resemble a vampire

Joe : Did you see that picture of Shelby on Facebook?

Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay

Joe : yea that one...

weedioactive decay by lokatzcharlie June 13, 2012

Nut Decay 

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

Nut Decay by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

Barry Decay 

A type of decay that causes a person to age backwards. This was first discovered By Benjamin K. In the second grade. There are only 5 known cases of Barry Decay in the world. This was first discovered on a man named Barry Anshutz, while being experimented on my Benjamin K. This is still a mystery on why and when this happened but the lead and most intelligent scientist in the world Benjamin K. is studiying it now.

This dude got Barry Decay

Barry Decay by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 2, 2020

state of decay 2 

A zombie survival game you play with your friends or by yourself exclusive to all Xbox One and Xbox Series consoles and windows PCs. Also known for having some weird glitches. The game is free with Xbox Game Pass Ultimate.

Sam: “hey, wanna play state of decay 2?”

state of decay 2 by WaffleCone37 January 13, 2023

reverend decay

Noun: A psychological affliction that generally affects young males usually beginning onset in the late teen years to the early twenties. The diagnosis is usually chronic and degenerative resulting in eventual end diagnosis of complete fagdom. Chief among presenting symptoms in early stages are the following: Moodiness, bleak outlook, neo-goth persona, self mutilation and pain infliciton, stemming from a severe prediliction to body image issues, reversed negative religious leanings and sexual ambiguity, fixation on underage girls and chronic lateness. Studies have shown one unifying experience common among all those suffering from 'the reverend decay'. Sufferers have all reported early childhood sexual experiences with elder clergy and the strong identification with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and enjoyment. Many report willingly seeking out diverse and numerous priests, pastors, and reverends for ever more "adventurous" acts of voluntary molestations from a young age well into adulthood, thus inducing the multitude of self injurious attitudes and activities. This deep seated self-hate usually leads suffers to closeted lives of denial of their true transgendered selves and the pursuit of ever increasingly destructive relationships. no cure is known.

"it was only a few years after the molesting that we saw the first signs of little Fraley developing the reverend decay.?

reverend decay by the murph November 25, 2007