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Don't Taser (Or Taze) Me Bro.

It can be used as a response to almost anything.

The origin:
A university student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Senator John Kerry questions during a campus forum.
Andrew Meyer, 21, spent a night in jail before his release Tuesday morning. His attorney, Robert Griscti, did not return messages seeking comment.

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University.

"He apparently asked several questions—he went on for quite awhile—then he was asked to stop," university spokesman Steve Orlando said. "He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off, then he became upset."

As two officers take Meyer by the arms, Kerry, D-Mass., can be heard saying, "That's alright, let me answer his question."

Audience members applaud, and Meyer struggles for several seconds as up to four officers try to remove him from the room. Meyer screams for help and tries to break away from officers, then is forced to the ground and officers order him to stop resisting.

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"
Gaiafag "Illiterate N00B!
IDID4DALULZ "DTMB!"
DTMB by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007
Related Words
DTMB DTMBF dtmbbm DTMBD
Acronym for "Don't tase me, bro".

Often used by someone who is a victim of an unprovoked physical attack. Popularized by that kid that got tased for being annoying at that John Kerry speech.
dtmb by Artard McGee October 3, 2007
im not doing anything whoa DONT TAZE ME BRO aHHHHHH!! (DTMB)

Dont touch my balls you skank >:( (DTMB)
dtmb by Plunkett/Dappen October 4, 2007
Andrew: I didn't do anything

Andrew: DTMB don't tase me owowowowowowowowoowoowowowo
DTMB by lolkekbur October 10, 2007
Dance Too Much Booty In The Pants. A.K.A.: When white kids act ghetto as fuh.
White Boy:Yo breh breh, i finna go DTMB on dat boi right der!
White Girl:Aight, you crazy dawg!
DTMB by matt espo January 5, 2008
dtmb:Don't tase me bro
used by the UF student that was tased on national tv
student: dtmb
cop: stfu dumbass and get ur ass out
dtmb by giggster February 21, 2008