Volume Cynicism 

A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.

John's got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.

Volume Cynicism by PloskJ January 9, 2012

The cynicism

But that's the excuse you'll use to not give me the credit I deserve.

Hym "The cynicism? That seems to be your excuse innit?"

The cynicism by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

cynicasm 

To make a statement that is both cynical and sarcastic.

Ed's status update is dripping with cynicasm.

cynicasm by Newt2012 May 6, 2009