When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.
by hoe-low August 15, 2011
When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.
by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009
The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.
by Herfmaster March 22, 2013
This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018
by Lloyd Crosby May 16, 2006
When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone February 27, 2011
When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017