When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013
Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.
by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010
A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.
by fatazzpandaman October 16, 2014
by AJ 187 July 30, 2003
by Earlthe3rd December 24, 2012