1 definition by fatazzpandaman

Crispy Cream

A combination of the 'dutch oven' and a 'cream pie'. You fart, then pull the covers over the "victim" and shoot a load on their face while cooking the cream pie in the oven you just made.

She said I wasn't freaky enough so I pulled out the Crispy Cream when she was sleeping.

by fatazzpandaman October 16, 2014