Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009

crest

Code word for a hot girl when you are staying at a campground.

Origin: You are standing outside your tent brushing your teeth and a girl walks by who is so hot that you accidentally squeeze out your tube of toothpaste.

(hot girl walks by)
You elbow your buddy and say,
"Crest!"

by Treighz April 18, 2008

crest

clean up, straighten out, right what is wrong, Undo mess

My boy Chris needed to crest his situation between his girlfriend and his baby mama.

by kneebaby August 12, 2015

CREST

You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!

Man she gave me such a great blow job I crested her!
No blow job is complete without crest!!

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012

crest

Crips
Rollin
East
Side
Territories

Yea We Crips from the east bkut most niggaz call us the CREST.

by BLUEFACE January 12, 2008

cresting

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

by reallygrey February 18, 2008