Crap Weasel 

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

Crap Weasel by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003

catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.

Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!

catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

Catweasel 

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

Catweasel by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

Cropweasel 

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".

"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"

Cropweasel by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006

Crapweasle 

A weasle that crawls up your ass for a snack.

You are sitting there with a crapweasle up your ass.

Crapweasle by Nutsack Rabin April 12, 2008

crap weasel 

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

crap weasel by spencer soper October 2, 2020