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A weasle that crawls up your ass for a snack.
You are sitting there with a crapweasle up your ass.
by Nutsack Rabin April 12, 2008
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A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle
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1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.
1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.
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