When you pull your dick out of someone's ass and notice poo and bits of onion stuck to it... that's... a Coney...
"Buttfucked Amanda last night and she forgot to wipe... got left with a serious Coney, brah."
by Agent777 August 15, 2011
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A lonely and disparaging, broken yellow lamba cone, abandoned in a public place for all to see, and is in the way of pedestrian traffic.
ie. Someone should move Coney out of the way, it's blocking my way.

Oh look, someone finally moved Coney out of the way.
by Juanita Bonita February 5, 2010
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1. A hot dog native to the Detroit area. A traditional coney consists of a natural-casing hot dog in a steamed bun, topped with chili, mustard, and raw chopped onion.

2. Abbreviation for "coney island," a restaraunt in which coneys are served, typically a greasy spoon diner. They usually keep late hours and are popular spots for cheap breakfast, lunch, dinner, and post-bar munchies. Many coneys are Greek-themed. In metro Detroit, your local coney island restaraunt is referred to simply as "coney."
1. "I'll have two coneys, fries, and a Vernor's."

2. "Man, I'm starving. Let's go to coney."
by FatMatt November 13, 2005
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? 3 years as a site and no one has defined CONEY!? Fine...
A hot dog topped with chili, mustard, onions, and sometimes sauerkraut.
I LOVE CONEY DOGS! YAYAYAYAYAY! HOORAY! Go coney!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 20, 2005
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1) An early name for “rabbit.” Historically rhyming with honey, it derives from the French conil, from the Latin cunīculus.

2) The maiden name of Amy Coney Barrett, the present nominee for Supreme Court justice.
It's Coney, but PLEASE do NOT rhyme it with 'honey', which will yield the Olde English slang for female genitalia.
by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020
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Pronounced: Coonie
A white hotdog made in upstate New York "Coney capital of the World" that are made from various meats and ingredients. When one eats a lot of Coneys the result is themselves are now referred to as Coneys. Eat even more coneys and your coney killing.
Hey Coney pass me a beer and a coney.
That coney must of ate 15 coneys last night.
Yeah, but he's shit a big ass coney in the morning.
by Big Cooney April 14, 2008
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A slang urban turn for “Corner/Corner store
“Aye bro meet me at the coney I got a lick
“I don’t know nothing I just used to see him walk to the coney” -Tee grizzley
by Skimask yo July 2, 2018
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