Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.
Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.
The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.
The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
Get the concubiningmug. by mike v April 24, 2003
Get the concubinemug. prostitute, whore. someone that likes to sell themselves to men. someone who was hired to have sex with other people.
the king hired 3 concubines for his bed. only a fugly cocubine would sell theirselves to a fat old man.
my golly jean, theres a concubines outside our house, whatever should we do?
my golly jean, theres a concubines outside our house, whatever should we do?
by Elizzabethhy April 23, 2006
Get the Concubinesmug. by Joseph June 05, 2004
Get the concubinemug. After I was shanghighed by Galactic Africans, I was forced into concubinity for their massive basketball god "Shaq".
by Bob Hope's gentle erection May 01, 2006
Get the Concubinitymug. by Joseph Stalin May 13, 2005
Get the concubinemug. A woman who lives with a Pineapple but has lower status than his wife or wives and are regarded as socially or sexually subservient; mistress to the Pineapple.But no, a bunch of prickly women who live with a man, Generally lower social standing than say the dude wife.
hey my new friends said they were Pineapple Concubine and I said WTF is that and then they explained
by tudders1 April 12, 2017
Get the Pineapple Concubinemug.