chowned

To get shot at school.

Dude, my sister's boyfriend got totally Chowned last month.

by Chowned May 1, 2007

chowned

To be purposely killed by a teammate in an online game (teamkilled).

Damn, last night we were getting totally Chowned in Counterstrike by some jerk dropping grenades at our spawn point. Felt like being on the Virginia Tech server.

by Chowned May 1, 2007

chown

to poop a very large amount and to have the feeling of emptying out your entire stomach

Oh yeah, when we get home I'm sure gonna chown!

by Lisa Krause February 5, 2005

Chown

combination of the words "your" and "own"; chown.

It is your own fault!
It is chown fault!

by Teehizzle January 13, 2012

Chown

The past tense of to chew

Everyone loves to chown on a great meal

by Gagafrenchpoodle12345 February 17, 2016

chowned

Child Owned. To get tapped by a woman and have a child as a result

Dude! you have a kid! and you're 20!!! dude! Chowned!

by Twitch Jones February 29, 2008

chown

someone who is a clown and a chode.

Dude, that guy who sells us locks is a total chown!

by resor November 4, 2011