Chez is short for bitches or "bit"-"chez". This refers to attractive females that males target for sexual activities. Types of females not included in this category are the feared wild gruffalo, swamp donkies and duckbill platypus.
by chezmaster October 24, 2012

by J A K 3 G March 31, 2013

The wild, unkept, hairy pussy
Isaac: Yeah i saw up her skirt and it was total chez... She should buy some underwear, and a lady bic!
by acfb12BC08 April 20, 2009

by Teddy bear206 May 30, 2017

by Not goena June 21, 2019

Unattainable Woman: A girl who all members of The Brotherhood wanted to tuck into, knowing full well they wouldnt stand a hope in hell (2007)!
"Blimey look at that girl over there - Im going to crack on!" "Don't be silly mate, she's a bit of a chez"
by Curiousor September 07, 2007
