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Challenger

A sexual act, preferably performed in a room with a low ceiling and requiring great upper body strength. The man lies flat on the bed, while the woman sits upright on top of him. At the moment of climax, the man lifts or throws the woman up into the air until her head makes contact with the ceiling. The ejaculate represents ignition and the ensuing crash represents the tragic explosion of the famed spacecraft in 1986.
Stacy's been riding the short bus to school, since John did that challenger on her last month.
Challenger by Zachg January 1, 2008
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Challenger

Highest tier in league of legends, only the best players in the world can become a challenger.
OMFG I JUST HIT CHALLENGERRRRR
Challenger by Mosti posti March 3, 2016

Challenger

a guy who tries to get with a girl who has a boyfriend, or vica versa.
Steve: "Daisy is a Challenger, she tried to get with my sister's husband"
Challenger by Time for 69 October 7, 2009

Challenger

The worst type of boyfriend..like ever. He basically tries to catch online daters
"Bro this guy called Challenger added me on discord"
"Decline it! He's gonna play with your heart"
Challenger by choielias March 19, 2023

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.
Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

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20 years later
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Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

challenger motor freight 

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!

Challenger go with throttle up 

You don't want to wear your mask? Okay, Challenger go with throttle up.