the religion who happened to be the first chritians until martin luther came with his head up his ass and tried to force the catholic church to ass and take out things out of the bible. even thought the bible has a warning on the back saying ne1 who adds or taked out of the bible will suffer the plagues that r fitured in the bible" thats y catholics think hes burning in hell.plus catholics are christians for u dumbasses who dont believe so cuz the bible says that ne1 who believes jesus is the messiah is christian! and catholics believe so , so pull ur head out of ur ass!!!
ppl who insult catholics are hypocrites because u kno wat? u aint a good christian cuz the bible says respect all religions. heh u hypocrite.
by jennylovesean April 10, 2006
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I dirty pedophile cunt that supports Celtic and wanks of to the pope because he’s a dirty green faggot.
Are you a catholic yes so your a faggot them? Yes
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The path that a cat makes when digging through a mass of blankets.

Alternate usage as an expletive: You cathole!
Look! Phoebe made a cathole in my bed.
by badsmart March 7, 2007
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The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.
"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.
'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'
by Krapnip December 11, 2004
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