What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006
The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
by FunnyBunny98701 March 24, 2019
by JohnRead1234567890 August 12, 2012
Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.
by BlackMantis September 14, 2014
by BBC Steve Harvey 69 April 16, 2020
Peter: "Yo, so what did you think of that girl Shannon last night?"
Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."
Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."
by ohhyesidid October 19, 2011