Canadian Tuxedo 

A combination of wearing a pair of jeans and a jean jacket.

I can't believe John wore a Canadian Tuxedo to hisbown wedding!

Canadian Tuxedo by jomamaobama May 28, 2015

Canadian Tuxedo 

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

Canadian Tuxedo by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022

Canadian Tuxedo 

When you pour a bottle of maple syrup over your lady when having sex in a Tim Hortons Bathroom.

"Hey Sarah, why are you so sticky?"
"Oh Jim decided to give me a Canadian Tuxedo yesterday."

Canadian Tuxedo by MrDingDing December 23, 2015

Canadian Tuxedo 

Disgustingly unfashionable clothing worn by Canadians or blue-collar Americans. They usually refer to one of the two...

1) Denim on denim. A jean jacket with a matching pair of jeans.

2) A plaid button-down shirt and a pair of dickies.

Like the guido tuxedo (tracksuit shananigans), these clothes aren't suited for anything other than a casual party. Unlike the guido tuxedo, a Canadian tuxedo isn't really suited for a casual party either.

Hey, we are going to a hockey/nascar/wrestling event. Bring your Canadian tuxedo.

Canadian Tuxedo by The Sub February 4, 2005

Canadian Tuxedo 

A word used describing the denim jacket wornout old 80's look that this guy named randy that is an old alcoholic and allways asks you to buy a beer.

hey did you see randies canadian tuxedo he must sleep in.

Canadian Tuxedo by burnyourlife October 18, 2004

Canadian Tuxedo 

Sterotypical term referring to how everything in Canada is below everythign in America by saying that an American is to Canada as a tuxedo is to a jean jacket.

Hey, look at that guy's Canadian tuxedo, he thinks he's all bad!

Canadian Tuxedo by B-Jax June 27, 2004

canadian tuxedo 

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

canadian tuxedo by Marc Smith December 24, 2007