Calves

adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.

Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.

by Johnny Matrix December 9, 2010

calved

when one fades after a nite out or gives up

she's fucking calved

by laura January 31, 2005

calv

to do something without emotion or machine like

he was very calv when playing football

by David Miers May 9, 2008

Mid-Calves

The socks with the most flow and swag, especially for laxin'. They just look fresh.

You don't look legit on the field unless you are wearing some nice mid-calves.

by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009

potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

by FlashBulb June 6, 2003

Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.

David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies

by Hikergirl April 29, 2020

SLU Calves

A male that has the world's strongest calves, thus has no need to do calf raises when he goes to the gym. This man is also known to be an incredible liar and has a real affection for his RA.

Calves: Hey man what does this machine do?
Dis and Uts: That works your calves
Calves: Well im not doing that, my calves are already really strong, did you know they call me SLU Calves?
Dis Uts: O really? Wow dude have a good workout!

by SLUStreetRunner May 1, 2011