Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

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Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

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Cactus Jack

A very bad masturbatory experience with a cactus & some form of drugs!

Who knew a Cactus Jack would be so painful????

by mo_dingo October 21, 2008

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YKTFV UR BOY CACTUS JACK THE MOST FIRE MUTHER FUCKER EVER AND DEM KICKS THO DEM SHITS FIRE HE IS THE OG THE MOST FIRE KID U WILL EVER KNOW SO IF U MEET CACTUS U BETTER FUCKING TALK TO HIM BEC HE IS A LIT MUTHER FUCKER

CACTUS JACK IS A METAPHOR FOR A FIRE

by CAC JACK October 4, 2019

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cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

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Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

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