CRAFT 

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

CRAFT by mrmackey May 6, 2010

craft 

Frequently used by gay black males: To steal; to shoplift; or to obtain an item(s) /service(s) by bouncing checks.

Chile you know marcy got caught crafting in wal-mart while trying to get materials for her effect;

he got locked up for crafting; i hear he was writting bad checks craft whore crafting to craft

craft by corolla December 10, 2009

Craft 

A pathological liar. Constantly telling lies and story's just to make himself likable a more interesting.

I made a new friend I hope he isnt a Craft.
Don't believe anything he says hes a Craft.
Your my friend I wish you weren't a Craft.

Craft by Zack MicMillan April 9, 2013

Craft 

Adj. a tubby bitch.

The craft bitch was sweating in the pits while washing her car.

Craft by Balls Deep April 1, 2003

Craft 

Manchester slag for an automobile.

That fives a bad craft dude.

Craft by Ryan November 20, 2003

Craft 

Slang for ugly bitch. Crafts are actually 5 foot three, however, their extremely large foreheads make them appear to be a full six feet tall. Because of this, Crafts are commonly mistaken for aliens when first seen.

"Did you see that man?!? Was that a fuck'n alien? Nah man, it's just Craft."

Craft by nwotd January 6, 2008

CRAFT 

Can't remember a fucking thing

"dude, I drank so much last night and now i'm suffering from CRAFT"

CRAFT by mariap November 1, 2008