CFL

Crappy Football League. A Canadian football league with only 8 teams and 6 make it to the playoffs. A place for NFL rejects and no talent Canadians to shine. Any Canadian with talent will go to the NFL (i.e. Doug Flutie, Mark Rypien, etc.)

The size of the football is a monstrosity. Old and washed up bums continue to play in the Crappy Football League.

American: So you watch football?

Canadian: Yeah I watch the CFL.

American: Oh the Crappy Football League that they have up North? LOL, how is that league exciting when theres only 8 teams and they're always playing against each other. Go watch real football like the NFL.

Canadian: OK

by Ban Gua November 8, 2009

CFL

Confederates Fuckin Lost

confederates are bad people and they lost......so get over it

by keelenCFL January 9, 2005

CFL

An acronym meaning "crying from laughing" .

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you play RuneScape?"
Person 2: "CFL"

by SylentSeething December 9, 2008

CFL

Crunk For Life. Meaning crunk for life. Nuff Said. Pon Di River. Hanh.

Two of us from Adelaide Australia are CRUNK FOR LIFE, dirty south represent.

by Rik November 27, 2004

CFL

crying from laughing

that was the funniest joke ever! now i'm cfl.

by lovelydirectioner June 3, 2012

CFL

CFL-Chum For Life

Kay is my CFL

by M'Bitch November 15, 2017

CFL

Check for liquid. A type of fart.

If you hear someone let out a nasty one that sounds like they shit themselves, you can exclaim, "dude, CFL!"
Or a fart can be referred to as a "CFL" fart.

by Chuck T April 20, 2006