Jose Busdriver Santiago 

1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.

2. An Asshole

3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.

1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.

2. Two men walk into a meeting

Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting

John: Great

Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago

John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere

Jose Busdriver Santiago by thisguyrocks July 11, 2011

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

Alabama Busdriver by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

Alabama Busdriver by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

Alabama Busdriver by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver 

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Bus driver butt 

A persons bottom that is pronounced as a result of long-time exposure to sitting.

Typically the buttocks is rounded around the hips and presents a flatter gluteal.

Zaviers mom has a bus driver butt!

Bus driver butt by Jaytoven October 10, 2019

Thanking the bus driver 

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

Thanking the bus driver by APmax July 29, 2018