bruiser

Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM

by TheMan April 21, 2005

bruiser

dog that does not know how mean and destructive he can be

hey bruiser ,stp that

by bruice April 9, 2017

bruiser

Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.

Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!

by Peter Ubik April 10, 2008

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

by Slugger August 28, 2004

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

by van Orden December 14, 2010

brown bruiser

Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it

Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.

by charliechaplin33 September 24, 2009