You know if you're from Toms River you're an Uncle Dad and jealous of your neighboring town Bricktown. You are jealous because we only need two schools to harbor our non-incest population not four. Anyway, you know your from Brick if you can defeat everyone at beer pong, we mean everyone. We bring beer pong with us no matter where we go and we own. Yes, maybe we are known for being the safest town in the United States of America but that never stops us from being awesome. Hell nothing ever stops that. I mean atleast half our graduating class isn't popping out babies. Don't ever think you can out beat us at anything. Like the class of 2007 at BTHS, had the best prom ever. Who else has a prom on a boat? Toms River would like that so when their sluts are birthing babies in the bathroom they could get rid of it easier. So, Toms River when you clean up your act and stop having sex with your moms give us a call on how to be awesome.
Toms River trash: hey want to play beer pong?
Bricktown: No.
Toms River trash: Why?
Bricktown: you're not worth my time. Don't you have some kid to feed?
Bricktown: No.
Toms River trash: Why?
Bricktown: you're not worth my time. Don't you have some kid to feed?
by KDUB2007 October 2, 2007
1. A horrendous little tourist-trap at the Jersey Shore, consisting mainly of overly-judgmental and horribly sheltered middle-class moms and dads, dirty prostitutes, and idiots in general. A vast majority of the inhabitants of Bricktown are neither friendly nor intelligent in any way, shape, or form. STDs are rampant and the traffic is atrocious. Creativity and individuality are entirely non-existent. Anyone exhibiting signs of originality are typically shunned and end up moving somewhere worth something.
2. The autism capitol of the world.
2. The autism capitol of the world.
1. "Those girls are so Bricktown.. you can see the crabs falling out of their underwear."
"That mom just gave me the Bricktown glare... she must not approve of my crazy shoes!"
2. "Don't drink the water, you don't wanna end up living in Bricktown."
"That mom just gave me the Bricktown glare... she must not approve of my crazy shoes!"
2. "Don't drink the water, you don't wanna end up living in Bricktown."
by zy6073 July 29, 2008
disgusting shit hole of a town, all the kids from brick think they're "awesome" and so good at beer pong. Truth is they all basically go to OCC (prolly never to graduate) and end up selling drugs, mowing lawns or shoveling piles of shit the rest of their lives. The girls there may look clean cut and hot but they're all whores. Basically everyone in Brick has fucked each other that a lot of interbreeding has gone on. No one in Brick has any respect. PS. Beaches in Brick SUCK!! dont waste your time, unless you wanna meet some dirtbag faggots. Conclusion - no point to even go to brick unless you wanna get herpes
First guy: "I just met a girl from bricktown!"
Second guy "Oh that sucks, she's prolly fucked half the school" ...later that day...
First guy: "i dont mean to pry into your past, but have you gotten with alot of guys here in brick?"
girl from brick: "No, not many. I've only fucked like ten guys."
First guy: "How old are you again?"
Brick girl: "15"
Second guy "Oh that sucks, she's prolly fucked half the school" ...later that day...
First guy: "i dont mean to pry into your past, but have you gotten with alot of guys here in brick?"
girl from brick: "No, not many. I've only fucked like ten guys."
First guy: "How old are you again?"
Brick girl: "15"
by benji Hannnah February 11, 2009
A shitty, dirty, broken down town where lots of trashy redneck people tend to live. Also many drug dealers and criminals, mainly poor people though
by Biggie Tee May 18, 2004
First let me apologize for you having to have to read any other definition of brick-town that this website has. I'm sure you came across as embarrassed like i did when i read them, but im here to enlighten you on how people from bricktown really are. For one thing we sure as hell do not pride ourselves on being "dirtbags". Why in the world would we? The people that live in this town that sadly do, do that are either very uneducated or actually are dirtbags and have no other defense mechanism when being made fun of besides acting like they are that way bc its the cool to be dirty. And yes rediculously there are people that live in brick-town that do do this.Again i apologize for them. The majority of people are actually very sociable and easy to get along with. YOu wouldnt know that bc when advertised its usually by the jackhammers that live here and think they r nuts bc they drink busch lights 7 days a week bc they cant afford a normal flavorful beer. Yes we get along with people that live in toms river, I know i do atleast, why wouldnt we, we live 5 minutes away...And no we do not win every game of beer pong or quarters...its a game if u can win it every time call the guiness book of world records, im sure theyd like to hear your story u flamer!
by True Brick-towner March 20, 2008
bricktown is a shitty ripoff of roblox, in this game you can buy porn shirts and the fucking tiwn towers for some random ass afghan to demolish what the fuck if you exist in that game a random ass bitch will friend you like what the fuck dude at least talk to me first you retard, it's also filled with 10 year old hoes
by Order of Malta September 4, 2023