I female activist and amazing role model AND GORGEOUS all at the age ofor 16. She's Riley In Disney's Girls meets world.
by Infonator January 11, 2018
A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
by Dual K October 23, 2006
A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.
Blanchard Oklahoma
by Amber McKnight July 16, 2008
The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
by JJ May 13, 2003
Named for one of professional wrestling's Four Horsemen, A Tully Blanchard is when you microwave a beer and then bong it. A great way to punish someone.
by Ric Flair Don't Care July 31, 2010
The dilemma that all autogynephilic men must confront: stay a man and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of not being a woman; or become a woman and remain sexually unfulfilled on account of all the hormone therapy nuking your sex drive.
I honestly don't know whether to troon out or not: how will I fap to not having a dick any more if I don't have a dick? It's Blanchard's Paradox all over.
by muggsymoon May 8, 2022
A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020