A nickname for any money grubbing hoe named Bridget.
Bridget;"I think that you should take me to the zoo, after you take me for lunch."

Kendall;" Hey BIRDSHIT, I think you should hop the fuck out of the car."
by kingjo August 23, 2007
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Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก is literally so impossibly low that โ€œa bird shitting on youโ€ would kill you, hence the term โ€œbirdshit modeโ€. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the game โ€œTwisted Metal 2โ€.
While engaging in gameplay and your character ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก is so impossibly low

โ€œIโ€™m in birdshit modeโ€
by *Ranger* June 2, 2020
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When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.
See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!
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An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.
Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit
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Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก is literally so impossibly low that โ€œa bird shitting on youโ€ would kill you, hence the term โ€œbirdshit modeโ€. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the game โ€œTwisted Metal 2โ€.
While engaging in gameplay and your character ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ก is so impossibly low

โ€œIโ€™m in birdshit modeโ€
by *Ranger* June 2, 2020
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A hypocritical bitch that only cares about herself and doesn't listen to others, she will want an open relationship without knowing what an open relationship is, she hates all females even tho she is one. she thinks she's hot shit when she can't even blend her crusty ass forehead and has to cover it by graining her photo. she gets jealous easily but will judge u if u get jealous and if u arent a simp then she will not like u. all your friends will hate her because she is infact a bitch and u are blind and crazy if u still date her
caydyn: I'm in an open relationship

birdshit: no im in a open relationship don't make me jealous u dumbfuck
by wipeOffThatBirdShit August 18, 2020
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