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Beefcake

A pretentious clan of idiotic teens and immature young adults who listen to the talentless music that is called hardcore.
They are arrogant and most are not friendly to others out side the "scene." Liked by few and feared by even less, the seem to think the are the shit.

FUCK YOU BEEFCAKE KREW
GROW THE FUCK UP!
"Dude I'm so br00t4l! Beefcake!"
by Cast March 5, 2008
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Beefcake

the art of clobbering your partner with your wang, continously smacking her across the face and dominating her with your dick. by the end of this she should have mushrooms all over her face.
"Geez alex why did you have to beefcake me? my face stings so much." EE
by Heavy FLow January 29, 2008
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Beefcake

A chunky man with no respect for woman, health, or life in general... Otherwise known as shaun anderson...
A gay or fat man who loves a meatloaf, a beefcake loves anal sex
by meatloaf103h May 15, 2011
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Beefcake

lauren and kate are fat beefcakes
by fat autism February 19, 2022
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beefcake

1. Somebody really ripped and muscular. Usu. male.
2. Used ironically to describe somebody extremely overweight. Popularized by an early episode of South Park in which Cartman drinks weight gain formula and gets really huge.
3. A cake made of meat. Almost always beef.
Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
by Paul O'Neill July 3, 2004
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Beefcaking

1. v. Pumping iron until the vein in your forehead throbs like a fire alarm

2. v. ridiculous posing in the 'beefcake bar' in the gym whilst not actually doing any exercise. See also - flexing, poncing, homoerotic posturing.
"Did you see Bertie beefcaking all evening by the bench the other day?"
by Bor15 Beefcake October 2, 2009
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beefcake

A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.
"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"
by Mala1516 May 4, 2006
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