Bed Bug 

Someone that does not get the hint that it is time to leave your bed.

I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.

Bed Bug by commanderfilms December 15, 2011

bed bug 

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

bed bug by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

Bed bug 

SHe's the bottom bitch

Man did u see that bitch straight bed bug from hell.

Bed bug by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020

Bed bug style 

When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.

Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!

Bed bug style by Vorsteher Agony August 20, 2019

bed bug broad 

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.

That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.

bed bug broad by The Flying Sicilian March 22, 2010

Bed bug chic 

A popular fashion trend that says, "I look good, and I'm protecting myself from Bed bug infestation".

Jim: What's with Cathy from accounts receivable wearing that skin tight hazmat suit?

Barry: I heard they were checking for bed bugs in the office over the weekend. She must have freaked out and gone bed bug chic.

Bed bug chic by motivatedkiller September 29, 2010

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

Bed Bug Fever by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020