A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.
'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'
by Git Slepped July 21, 2018
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A teacher who beat you with a ruler. Because is is I to kinky stuff or is just a father.
Yo baldi just took me to his sex dungeon and beat me with a ruler.
by FNAF GIRL July 30, 2019
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Math teacher who has more than a few screws loose and beats you with a ruler because you are terrible at math and should be ashamed of yourself.

He just wants you to succeed and have good grades why do you hate him jfc mate.
Random person: "Yo, do you like Baldi's Basics?"
Generic 6 year old who listens to Baldi In The Elavator: "Yeah! Baldi is my favourite character!"
Thinks every character is overrated kid: "Really? I think he's overrated."
Fangirl/boy: "I SHIP BALDI WITH THE PRINCIPAL OF THE THING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
Raging 7 year old: "I don't like Baldi's Basics, shut up!!!1!!1!1!1!"
by Atelophobia-baldi May 11, 2019
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common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
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when u see a bald man this is his name
the light form baldie's head is reflecting into my eyes!
quick go rub baldie's head for good luck!
by Angie G April 29, 2002
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