1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.
"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."
by J.ADAMS June 7, 2006
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Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022
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When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes
by So much ruckus May 3, 2018
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The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
by JimmyT March 13, 2015
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When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.
-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."
by TheGrinder October 22, 2008
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When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.
Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!
by VoiceofReality September 16, 2008
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