assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".

Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."

by hnath January 28, 2006

assaholic

When a man loves ass so much that he becomes very irritable until he gets his first slice of the day.

That darn Bobby is so mean in the morning until he gets laid, he must be an assaholic.

by lou-man October 03, 2003

assaholic

A person who has become dependent in their public persona of drunk asshole.

"That guy whose always puking on your bed and putting his fist through the front door window is such a fucking assaholic!"

by roger January 29, 2004

assaholic

a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity

Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'

by allikat2005 July 20, 2008

Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 01, 2008

Assaholic bitch

The derogatory term for the popular YouTube ihe or I hate everything commonly used by 12 year old boys in a YouTube comment section

Ur so unoriginal you assaholic bitch

by The johnny stabber October 20, 2017