Top Definition
One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.
Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.
by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 01, 2008

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