Assaholeic

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.

Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.

by No, I'm the Original Sabs May 1, 2008

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

Assaholic

Describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an Asshole.

Don't mind him, he is just an assaholic.

by FionaX October 23, 2006

assaholic

A term used to describe anyone who has an insatiable need for the ass. one who likes to lick,fondle,caress,stroke,eat,bite,sniff,or wipe other peoples asses and cannot stop, usually this leads to crack addiction

"Teresa is a major assaholic"

by Grey (Clitmaster) September 21, 2004

assaholic

When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.

You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!

by Chadds Ford Group April 20, 2009

assaholic

a person who loves ass

i love ass! i think im an assaholic

by joey April 29, 2003

assaholic

In addition to the other definitions, it's a characterization of an obnoxious remark or action; i.e., something an asshole would say. Basically, it's the adjective form of "asshole".

Guy: "Yeah, I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly."

Girl: "Wow, that was a pretty assaholic remark."

by hnath January 28, 2006